Monday, July 24, 2006


24

In about 24 hours, my love is coming back home to DC. He’ll only be here for 5 days, but we will find a way to make it feel like eternity, I’m sure. And I have a surprise for him…

I’ll give you one hint: It's BRAZILIAN

I hope he likes it >;)


Monday, July 17, 2006


Aces and Eights


So. I went to the liquor store…. To get a $9 money order, of course. I thought to myself “Damn. $9 gone just like that. Well, I might as well spend another dollar and make it an even 10. I’m broke but feeling lucky.” I’ve been playing cards lately, so I decided to purchase the $1 “Aces and Eights” scratch –off ticket. I went to my car, searched for the closest scratch-worthy object (the meter took my last coin) and went to town. Seeing as how I half-ass read the rules, I thought that the only way to win was to match all three cards in that row. I had four chances. Row one. Nothing. Row two. Nothing. Row three. Nothing. Row Four. Shit. Nothing. I didn’t take not winning very well and decided to go back and fully read the rules, just in case I missed anything... Ah-ha!!! The game is called “Aces and Eights” If either one of those turns up in your row, you win that prize. I took one last glance. And there, right there in the first row was good ol' number 8. My favorite number really. My prize…. $8. Surely, not the $800 top prize I was hoping for, but I pretty much made my $9 back and in turn treated myself to a nice lunch. I knew I was feeling lucky. ;)


Friday, July 14, 2006


Why Kids SHOULD NOT Be Left Alone...


Thursday, July 06, 2006


Wet Pussy





LMAO! I couldn't resist...The more I look at this picture, the funnier it gets!!!
...still LMAO...



I think he's thinking "OH.. NO.. YOU.. DIDN'T just get that freezing cold water on my jewels!!! Bitch"


What do you think is on his mind?