We're all guilty of fluffin' up a lyric or two!!!! lol.



Cher "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" /
"Gypsies, Chimpanzees"

Paul McCartney "Band on the Run" /
"Stand on the rug"

K D Lang "Constant Craving" /
"God Save Gravy"

Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" /
"Bush Is Scary"

Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" /
"Totally, Clips of the Heart"

Kenny Rogers "Lucille" /
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 400 Children and a crop in the fields"

Ray Parker Jr. "Ghostbusters" /
"Who ya gonna call? Those Bastards!"

John Mellencamp "Authority Song" /
"I frighten Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins"

Bobby Fuller Four "I Fought The Law" /
"Grape skins rot in the hot sun"

Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" /
"Ego Jan and the Rhino"

Sir Douglas Quintet "She's About A Mover" /
"She's a Bottom Mover"

Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" /
"Eddie, get your house key"

Starship "We Built This City" /
"We built this city on the wrong damn road"

Billy Joel "You May Be Right" /
"You make the rice, I'll make the gravy"

Knack "My Sharona" /
"Mice Aroma"

U2 "Electrical Storm" /
"Electric Mustard"

Steely Dan "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" /
"We can all lose that number"

Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville" /
"Stepped on a Pop-Tart"

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Lodi" /
"Oh no, suckin' an old eye again"

Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" /
"We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens"

Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" /
"Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy"

Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" /
"The girl with colitis goes by"

Police "Spirits in the Material World" /
"We are upstairs in the material room"

Beatles "Paperback Writer" /
"Pay for that Chrysler"

Elvis Presley "Suspicious Minds" /
"We're calling a trout"

Police "Message In A Bottle" /
"I'll send an SOS to a squirrel"

Police "Spirits in the Material World" /
"Aspirins into my cereal bowl"

Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" /
"I want a piece of date bread"

Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster" /
"Call the Coast Guard"

Monkees "Daydream Believer" /
"Cheer obscene bikinis"

Led Zeppelin "All My Love" /
"Olive, my love"

Elvis Presley "Return to Sender" /
"Big Bird descender"

Elton John "Tiny Dancer" /
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

Beatles "Lady Madonna" /
"Knee deep in donuts"

Madonna "La Isla Bonita" /
"Last night I dreamt of lumbago"

Paul Young "Everytime You Go Away" /
"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" /
"I like smoking ice cream"

Maria Muldaur "Midnight At the Oasis" /
"Midnight after you're wasted"

Beach Boys "California Girls" /
"I dig a french bikini on a wild albatross"

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" /
"There's a bathroom on the right"

Wham! "Careless Whisper" /
"Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm"

Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" /
"Baking carrot biscuits"

Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" /
"And when he died, all he left us was a lawn"

Ace of Base "All That She Wants" /
"All that she wants is another bagel"

Santana "Oye Como Va" /
"I live on your block"

Aerosmith "Dude Looks Like a Lady" /
"Do the lucky lady"

Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" /
"Just cross my feet before you leave me"

Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" /
"Just smash my jeep before you leave me"

Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight" /
"Pineapples in Flight"

MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" /
"King Tut Says"

Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" /
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

Van McCoy "The Hustle" /
"Use the hacksaw!"

Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" /
"Bald-headed woman"

Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" /
"She's got 30 days to die"

Bob Seger "Night Moves" /
"Working on a knife wound"

J Geils Band "Freeze Frame" /
"Flea Spray"

Who "Pinball Wizard" /
"A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists"

John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" /
"I got shoes, they're made of plywood"

Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" /
"Good, good, good, goodbye raisins"

Mike Reno and Ann Wilson "Almost Paradise" /
"All those Parrot Eyes"

Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "
Become a comedian"

Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" /
"This is Larry"

Bruce Springsteen "Hungry Heart" /
"Everybody's got a hungry horse"



LOL!

Thanks funny2.com

...got any more?

Posted by Musicgirl on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 7:07 PM | Permalink