We're all guilty of fluffin' up a lyric or two!!!! lol.
Cher "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" /
"Gypsies, Chimpanzees"
Paul McCartney "Band on the Run" /
"Stand on the rug"
K D Lang "Constant Craving" /
"God Save Gravy"
Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" /
"Bush Is Scary"
Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" /
"Totally, Clips of the Heart"
Kenny Rogers "Lucille" /
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 400 Children and a crop in the fields"
Ray Parker Jr. "Ghostbusters" /
"Who ya gonna call? Those Bastards!"
John Mellencamp "Authority Song" /
"I frighten Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins"
Bobby Fuller Four "I Fought The Law" /
"Grape skins rot in the hot sun"
Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" /
"Ego Jan and the Rhino"
Sir Douglas Quintet "She's About A Mover" /
"She's a Bottom Mover"
Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" /
"Eddie, get your house key"
Starship "We Built This City" /
"We built this city on the wrong damn road"
Billy Joel "You May Be Right" /
"You make the rice, I'll make the gravy"
Knack "My Sharona" /
"Mice Aroma"
U2 "Electrical Storm" /
"Electric Mustard"
Steely Dan "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" /
"We can all lose that number"
Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville" /
"Stepped on a Pop-Tart"
Creedence Clearwater Revival "Lodi" /
"Oh no, suckin' an old eye again"
Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" /
"We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens"
Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" /
"Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy"
Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" /
"The girl with colitis goes by"
Police "Spirits in the Material World" /
"We are upstairs in the material room"
Beatles "Paperback Writer" /
"Pay for that Chrysler"
Elvis Presley "Suspicious Minds" /
"We're calling a trout"
Police "Message In A Bottle" /
"I'll send an SOS to a squirrel"
Police "Spirits in the Material World" /
"Aspirins into my cereal bowl"
Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" /
"I want a piece of date bread"
Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster" /
"Call the Coast Guard"
Monkees "Daydream Believer" /
"Cheer obscene bikinis"
Led Zeppelin "All My Love" /
"Olive, my love"
Elvis Presley "Return to Sender" /
"Big Bird descender"
Elton John "Tiny Dancer" /
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
Beatles "Lady Madonna" /
"Knee deep in donuts"
Madonna "La Isla Bonita" /
"Last night I dreamt of lumbago"
Paul Young "Everytime You Go Away" /
"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"
Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" /
"I like smoking ice cream"
Maria Muldaur "Midnight At the Oasis" /
"Midnight after you're wasted"
Beach Boys "California Girls" /
"I dig a french bikini on a wild albatross"
Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" /
"There's a bathroom on the right"
Wham! "Careless Whisper" /
"Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm"
Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" /
"Baking carrot biscuits"
Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" /
"And when he died, all he left us was a lawn"
Ace of Base "All That She Wants" /
"All that she wants is another bagel"
Santana "Oye Como Va" /
"I live on your block"
Aerosmith "Dude Looks Like a Lady" /
"Do the lucky lady"
Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" /
"Just cross my feet before you leave me"
Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" /
"Just smash my jeep before you leave me"
Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight" /
"Pineapples in Flight"
MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" /
"King Tut Says"
Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" /
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
Van McCoy "The Hustle" /
"Use the hacksaw!"
Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" /
"Bald-headed woman"
Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" /
"She's got 30 days to die"
Bob Seger "Night Moves" /
"Working on a knife wound"
J Geils Band "Freeze Frame" /
"Flea Spray"
Who "Pinball Wizard" /
"A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists"
John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" /
"I got shoes, they're made of plywood"
Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" /
"Good, good, good, goodbye raisins"
Mike Reno and Ann Wilson "Almost Paradise" /
"All those Parrot Eyes"
Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "
Become a comedian"
Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" /
"This is Larry"
Bruce Springsteen "Hungry Heart" /
"Everybody's got a hungry horse"
LOL!
Thanks funny2.com...got any more?